After long ago surrendering in the War against the Ants, I decided to live peacefully and maybe even try to learn a thing or two from them. They, after all, outnumber quite possibly 1,000,000 to one. So I started using some of my free time to watch them and these are a few things I’ve learned:
1. The sweeter the better: if It’s sticky, sugary, and sweet then ants want in.
2. Medicine and toothpaste are not delicious. I am assuming they discovered this through trial and error, but seriously they won’t even eat those tasty tropical flavored TUMS, my dad left.
3. If it comes from America and has more than 2 preservatives in the ingredient list let it lay. Truly ants will not touch a hot and fresh bowl of rice-a-roni.
4. If Ants won’t eat it- I probably shouldn’t either. Read as: Don’t send anymore packaged food from America in care packages. I have a feeling the Ants know something we don’t.
5. If Ants won’t eat it- Bella will also refuse to eat it. What do they know that I don’t? A raw hide stick has been sitting on my floor for two weeks and neither Bella nor the ants will touch it.
6. It’s easier to move large dead things that you want to eat (in their case cockroaches) in groups. I see this lesson as a heartwarming example of friendship overcoming odds.
7. When Raining, the Inside of House provides better shelter than the outside of the house. Obviously, but these ants really have their fingers on the pulse.
8. Always stay in line. I find Ghanaians could learn a thing or two from this behavior.
9. Ari is delicious. Who can argue with that? I get more itchy bug bites from ants than I do from mosquitoes.
10. Me fie ye wo fie: translated from twi as my house is your house. Share your space with the ants and they won’t get in your way that is unless you are covered with something sugary.
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